crescendorwoman:

Get her attention?

crescendorwoman:

Get her attention?

There are few things that Siren finds joy in.  One of them is spending time with Splendorman.

There are few things that Siren finds joy in.  One of them is spending time with Splendorman.

Balloon titties.  That is all.

Balloon titties.  That is all.

12 hour livestream on May 1st

From 6pm to 6am.  12 hours of nothing but Jonathan Coulton’s First of May.  Maybe some drawing >.>  But it’s a Thursday so I doubt anyone will show up anyway XD

OMFG SOMEONE SEND ME LIQUOR SWEET FUCKING CHRIST

I HATE BEING A BROKE, STRESSED OUT, ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER AND I JUST NEED SOMETHING TO CALM MY TITS FUCK’S SAKES.

…I would be happy with a giant gummy worm, too…

My half-orc bard from DnD.  I decided to give her a proper picture.

My half-orc bard from DnD.  I decided to give her a proper picture.

Up next in our Evil Friend Inspired 4-AM line, Trender is modeling our Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Yellow Polkadot Banana-Hammock.

Up next in our Evil Friend Inspired 4-AM line, Trender is modeling our Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Yellow Polkadot Banana-Hammock.

Hey Smexy, let's go to the hospice tonight. I've got a few cans of WD-40. We'll give "slippers" a new meaning.

ask-sexual-offenderman:

Now here’s a girl who knows how to have fun!
I’m in!

askmartinishake:

so nice to be home